Mars-Hill's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Tetris 3]

The perfect game of tetris i have ever played

"Mario 64, i'd like you to meet a very good friend of mine, Tetris." A couple weeks later they hit it off, got married and had a couple kids, and this is their best one ever! lol, but realy, very nicly done, my hat off to you

[Poke Porn (game)]

Not Bad

lol, that was very amusing, lol, like the backround 2, funny pic

Mistasmijen responds:

t3h backr0und was teh gret! llolololol u said taht.

if u hit teh pacmen teh will 0wn j00. k

[Homestar Dress-Up!]

um....w/e...

very funny, but the little black band was kinda creepy....Homestar got a small guy! ewww!!

[Homestar Hunt 2:alpha]

HEY....i like homestar...

aw well, it was fun to kill homestar clones, strong bad fans would like this...

[The Hallik Engine]

"pimp's Quest" replaced by little dots....

This game is a game about a little green dot who u can have fight little blue dots and also hook up w/ pink hoe- dots...fun at first, but there is No run button, and when you're walking around this be fuckin course, it would tack , long hours to play this, so u make tha call, because besides u walk slower the my grandma w/o legs, it's still an ok game...MMM

[Xiao227 - TheGame(v1)]

A very good Xaio 4 remake

A very nicely done longer version of the famous Xaio 4. It's longer, and a little easier to use, but it gets a bit hard, and unrealistics, as 7 guys hanging paralle to building sides all shoot at u at once, lowering your health to about "death's door", but still a fun game!

[Metal Slug : we game]

oh boy, a demo.....

....that was ok, it was metal slug, which i love, and the game wasn't to bad. your guy is just standing there as u move a target to shoot 5 little pick pokemon squirtles, so personally, i'd wait for the real game to come out, cause u wouldn't be waiting in a line to play this 20 second game soon....

[The Passion of the Christ]

It's funny yet insulting at the same time....

.....but what the hell? as a christian im p.o.ed, but i still got a giggle when i relised what happened when u clicked on him, and yes, he does give u the finger some time. Anyway, very funny 'automatic', but DON'T DO It AGAIN!

automatic responds:

Oh, watch yourself, MegaMacMan... Don't laugh too hard!

j/k, thank you for the objective review... you silly sinner! :)

[Xiao Xiao 9]

Dude, this rocks!

I love this series! A simple flash animation of stickmen made into a sweet-ass cartoon series and games. There is an annoying part of the this game though that bugs me. The only thing that makes the game difficult is that the overwellming amount of outnumberings, a common battle would be surrounded by five or six other guys...with bats, that hurt, and your around-a-bout attack takes damage, for some reason. But in short, anyone who DOESN'T like this is a moron. Keep up the good work!

[Excite Bike - Trouble]

I am EVIL!!!!! AND I LOVE IT!!!!

hahahaha!!!! Oh, man, i always wanted to do that, i personally can never get over that, can u beat my record of 111 kills?